Putting Video Cameras in the WRONG Places (VERY NSFW) [Wrongmodo]

Posted on April 28th, 2008 by Jesus Diaz

[WARNING, ADULTS ONLY: while this video is from an educational sex series, it could be considered very hardcore and extremely not safe for work. Seriously, don't watch if you get offended by very explicit sex scenes between men and women] So, I came across this sexual education program today, and there was this bee, you know. And the bee was like—bzzzz bzzzz—flying happily over the fields until he found a brunette flower. And the bee was all like, "huh, hey baby, how you doin'?" and the flower was like, "hmmmhithere, I have like pollen and stuff" or something?

Anyway, the bee was "ohyeah" and all like "assume the X position!" But evil scientists had put a camera with a big—BIG—cable up the fleur's little cooter, and when the bee got in, he was a little bit "WTF?" and then "aw, whatever," and the flower just didn't care with all the "ooh aah ooh," and they just kept on going until it was all "flooasssh!"

And that was pretty much it, really. I just don't understand how they could place the video camera—with a big honking BNC cable no less, no wireless here—inside there without causing a mess and not moving. That's just wrong, no matter how interesting it could be from a scientific point of view. And Mr. Zoltan, please don't get any more weird ideas. [Gizmodo's Wrongmodo]